You have been employed to fill potholes with cement. Look, it ain't the most glamorous job in the world, but it pays the bills. Keep that trusted cement blaster at the ready and keep your wits about you for as long as possible! We wouldn't want you falling and hurting yourself now, would we?
Cement on the ground will slow you down, bear that in mind as you spray it around mindlessly. Or, I guess you could just keep jumping all the time if it makes you feel better about yourself.